WSI, RPG and ICON present: The SnoBall 500

[Ms. MI Raptor]

Knowing that probably none of us won the lottery last night, I thought I'd throw this out there...

If there are any women that want to save money, they are welcome to join me in my hotel rooms for this weekend. The ideal candidate would have:


[*]Poor Sense of Smell
[*]Questionable judgement and moral fiber
[*]Poor sense of self worth
[*]Compromised sense of touch
[*]Acceptance of small, thin, curved and generally unappealing male reproductive organs
[*]Willingness to commit to, at their own cost, formal therapeutic counseling to overcome grief from said hotel stays
[*]And most important of all, an incredibly low expectation for the duration of any acts that may occur


Again, just throwing it out there. I'm all about helping people out.

Now accepting applications.

Thanks,

Todd

This has to be one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while.

Oh boy.....

On a related note, would the Gay Bar be in the lists of stops for the trip?

Someone would steal the sign then there'd be a ransom on our heads!

 

[shooterAMG]

This has to be one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while.

Well Ms. MI, you're welcome to take advantage of the cost savings.

 

[Ms. MI Raptor]

Well Ms. MI, you're welcome to take advantage of the cost savings.

Sorry, dear but I don't fit your criteria. I'm sure you'll meet plenty of women though as long as teeth are not a requirement. Donk may be able to help with a hook up - he knows all the ladies up here!

 

[shooterAMG]

Okay, fair enough.

No shameful room sharing, just cocktails then!

 

[svtlightning00]

oh man Todd this is great. Does the wife know you are looking for a roommate?

 

[shooterAMG]

Well, I'm 37, and we've been together since I was a senior in high school. She's learned by now that certain synapses in my brain either don't make a full connection, or are completely destroyed all together. Guess that's why they call it "Dope"!

 

[brd o pry]

Todd..... I got the perfect roommate for you for the weekend. There's only one catch....... you will have to blow her up first.

 

[shooterAMG]

I'll use Big Blue's on board air compressor. It'll give him an excuse to use it!

---------- Post added at 01:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:21 PM ----------

And who removed "balls on chin" from the thread tags???

 

[Donk74]

Sorry, dear but I don't fit your criteria. I'm sure you'll meet plenty of women though as long as teeth are not a requirement. Donk may be able to help with a hook up - he knows all the ladies up here!

Hay now!

I haven't picked on you at all lately, why you wanna be starting sh#@

Besides, all my experience up there was with easy sorority chicks (redundant...) From down state. Yooper chicks are crazy!

 

[brd o pry]

Just be sure to wipe off the nozzle when done.