Wife vs Raptor

[johndjmix]

After reading a post about a guy getting a divorce, Let's have some fun and do a wife vs raptor thread.

Better to have around at 3am: Wife

Comes with a warranty: Raptor

Sucks the money out of you: Both

Doesn't complain if you check out the blonde walking by: Raptor

 

[Raptor Embroidery]

What about girlfriend vs raptor??

One doesn't complain when you romp on it....

...Neither does the other

 

[Cleave]

I don't know about the 3 am part, that's about the best time in a night run, you've gotten into your groove so you're going balls deep on that trail, but the adrenaline's still pumping hard enough you don't even know you're tired yet

---------- Post added at 02:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:31 PM ----------

I guess that applies to both

 

[Raptor Embroidery]

I see this thread turning out to be dirty....

Kind of like my 5 letter game thread, nice clean fun then it all turns to very dirty R rated content

 

[CoronaRaptor]

If I put fluids in the raptor she runs better and is a lot of fun
If I put beer in the wife shes even more fun!

 

[Raptor Embroidery]

You know what they say about Tequila @CoronaRaptor

Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off: http://youtu.be/Nj2700em-JQ

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[beachz]

This should be good.

 

[Stingray23]

Both will $uck you dry.

 

[NickPic83]

Both become more fun when they get dirty


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[Rookie]

Likes it when I dress her up: Raptor

Drops *******: Raptor

Nags when I buy cool shit: Wife

Loves when I work on her for hours: Raptor