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[Madcowranch]

Great to have you, Bro!

 

[BOJANGLES]

welcome brochocha, glad to see you were conscious long enough to say hello. Ben has texted me several pics of you in which you were horizontal in all of them.

True story: one night we're at an after party at a buddies' crib... the last time I saw Ruben (Brochacho) that night it was about 4:30am and he was ********* climbing a tree in the front yard for no logical reason.

I was in no condition to drive so I ended up crashing in the guest room. The next morning I wake up around noon, starving with a mean hankering for some huevos rancheros and a bloody mary to ease the pain. I go wake up our host and a few of the other late-night vagabonds and we head out into the evil sunlight in search of culinary rehabilitation.

As we walk outside a friend of mine says "hey, Ruben's car is still here, I wonder who he went home with?" Seconds later I notice a mother with a stroller and another child who is probably about 6 or 7 years old walking up the street catacorner from us.... The little boy stops his Mom and seems to be pointing at us..... Then we realize he's pointing right above us..... We all seemed to look up at the same time... and to our amazement..... there is Ruben..... passed out cold in the branches of the tree he climbed the night before.... lightly snoring about 20 feet in the air above a concrete sidewalk with the most peaceful lil' sleepy grin on his face.

I can't make shit like this up..... Brochacho has a gift.

 

[Raptizzle]

Truly amazing!

Looking forward to the mayhem/antics that are about to unfold from the El Paso Posse!

 

[brochacho]

Hey Brochacho, when are we putting yours on the top perch?
Your silver's looking a lil' bit limp in the pic my friend.

Reminds me of the time you barked at your girl: "Imma drink 8 more of these and give you tha rock-hard-softy tonight"


I was dying from laughter

Hey, it's a bit droopy but it's fierce! Much like my RHS that night!

 

[brochacho]

I never thought I'd be happy to get home and have a "stubby" waiting for me. Thanks Craven

 

[BOJANGLES]

So are you going to the dealership tomorrow to have Ernie hold your driveshaft and slip some yoke on your lower back?

 

[Raptorguy21]

There he is!!
Finally you slow **************. I'm impressed you put the booze down long enough to type with both hands!!

Thats the pot calling the kettle black Mr. I've Got At Least 10 Threads Worth of Pics in My Phone.....

True story: one night we're at an after party at a buddies' crib... the last time I saw Ruben (Brochacho) that night it was about 4:30am and he was ********* climbing a tree in the front yard for no logical reason.

I was in no condition to drive so I ended up crashing in the guest room. The next morning I wake up around noon, starving with a mean hankering for some huevos rancheros and a bloody mary to ease the pain. I go wake up our host and a few of the other late-night vagabonds and we head out into the evil sunlight in search of culinary rehabilitation.

As we walk outside a friend of mine says "hey, Ruben's car is still here, I wonder who he went home with?" Seconds later I notice a mother with a stroller and another child who is probably about 6 or 7 years old walking up the street catacorner from us.... The little boy stops his Mom and seems to be pointing at us..... Then we realize he's pointing right above us..... We all seemed to look up at the same time... and to our amazement..... there is Ruben..... passed out cold in the branches of the tree he climbed the night before.... lightly snoring about 20 feet in the air above a concrete sidewalk with the most peaceful lil' sleepy grin on his face.

I can't make shit like this up..... Brochacho has a gift.

My personal favorite is the one of the epic beer fests at your brother's house, long story short we all woke up the next morning, hungover as balls and in much need of food, in trying to rally the troops, we figured Ruben went home, but to our surprise his car was still there and Bo's phone was missing.....we called Bo's phone and followed the sound to the empty guest bedroom where Ruben lay face down with Bo's phone by his head......after finally waking him and asking why he took Bo's phone, this was his epic response...... "I didn't want you guys to leave me"


FYI this is how most wrenching days go......

Ruben trying to work is iPhone



Me working on the shock perch mod, with Mr I take a ton of pics but never post behind the camera