Raptor Owner's Creed
This is my Raptor. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Raptor is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My Raptor, without me, is useless. Without my Raptor, I am useless.
I must drive my Raptor true. I must drive faster than my enemy who is trying to catch me. I must dust him before he dusts me. I will...
My Raptor and myself know that what counts in this desert is not the trails we take, the noise of our exhaust, or the dust we make.
We know that it is the jumps that count. We will jump...
My Raptor is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its engine and its suspension.
I will keep my Raptor dirty and muddy, even as I am dirty and muddy. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My Raptor and myself are the defenders of freedom.
We are the masters of Dirt. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Ford's and there are no Smart Cars!