Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

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Aaron

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I've had "How does it feel to fill that thing up all the time?"

"I bet you wish you got something more fuel efficient!" Nope...not in the slightest.

I also had some kids hate on me for using the remote start, that was pretty funny.

Honestly though, it's 99% positive stuff that I hear when people comment.
 
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I got one of the tree huggers at a gas station the other day who said "Why do you need a gas hog like that?"

My answer was very simple: "I use it to transport my AK-47 with a 30 round clip"

Funny enough, that was the end of the questions, & as he was getting in his car I said "Keep driving that Honda....I'm gonna need the gas"
 
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Does that thing have a hemi?:whymewhyme:

---------- Post added at 04:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:47 PM ----------

I got one of the tree huggers at a gas station the other day who said "Why do you need a gas hog like that?"

My answer was very simple: "It use it to transport my AK-47 with a 30 round clip"

Funny enough, that was the end of the questions, & as he was getting in his car I said "Keep driving that Honda....I'm gonna need the gas"

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All positive so far. How about a "Shit raptor owners say..." thread? I cant think of any...just thought of one.
 
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My wife told me she had a guy tell her "I wanted one of those, but my wife wouldn't let me get it"

Wife responded with "Well you should leave her."

Buy your wife something amazing! Thats funny as hell.

My girl gets boobs and a ring for all the crap I buy lol.
The first time I took her in my pro truck, she then understood why I spend the type of money I do on good parts and equipment. She's a keeper!
 

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haha oh man i wish i would have written down every negative comment i got.

ive actually had someone say their chevy would beat my raptor haha so i pulled out a $50 from my wallet and threw it on his hood. he quickly looked up at me and with a whimper in his voice said "ok" so we went to a wide open dirt road and hammered it down and before we hit 100 feet i had 2 car lengths on him and blew his ******* doors off he didnt even stop at the end just kept driving haha i put the 50 back in my wallet and never saw that ****** again!

my other favorite is " i bet you think your really ******* cool driving a raptor huh?"
i just look at them and laugh really loud. they kinda get scared and walk away "YEA IM ******* CRAZY WHAT ABOUT IT?" is what i yell as they walk away haha i love ******* with HATERS!!!
 
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We were cool Raptor, the raptor just enhances the coolness you see. I am cooler now that i have a Raptor, as that i no longer have money for drinking beers and smokes.

So my Raptor is making me healthier too?
Hell yeah Raptor. Dr.Raptor is it's new name.

The next thread I will be making.

MY RAPTOR SAVED MY DAMN LIFE
 
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