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IARaptor

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I Lived in the town that this guy is from for 4years. (just moved in jan about 45 min away) I remember seeing the truck in the walmart parking lot all the time but that was pre douching and it was Tuxedo black. I havent seen it for a year or so I suppose it has been in hiding getting all this fancy work done to it.

To each his own I guess.
 

Aaron

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Thus spake Yoda the Jedi Master:

"Tacky this is, and of poor judgment. Gone is the resale value. So typical of a youngling apprentice."

Got a good laugh out of that and i agree completely.
 

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It's definitely not what anyone of us would do, but to each his own... People probably see our trucks and go" why the hell would somebody put an aftermarket bumper on an already great truck" or, "I can't believe you offroad such an expensive truck!" I get that all the time. At least he displayed the bad asses, and not ***** ass Luke skywalker
 

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It's definitely not what anyone of us would do, but to each his own... People probably see our trucks and go" why the hell would somebody put an aftermarket bumper on an already great truck" or, "I can't believe you offroad such an expensive truck!" I get that all the time. At least he displayed the bad asses, and not ***** ass Luke skywalker

Jimmy's gone over to the dark side.
 

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It's the Anti-Christ of a Raptor! NO ONE would spend all that money on a theme park paint job and take it offroad. Do it to a truck that can't handle the dirt - no names mentioned.

An aftermarket bumper is made to improve the truck. There is nothing he did to improve the look or performance of his truck. Now if he sinks in another $100k to make it a hover truck, that's a different story.

He might as well change out the wheels and tires, drop that body down a foot or two, and make a LOW RIDER...

Yoda is rolling over in his grave - well, if he was dead, that's what he'd do!
 

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It's the Anti-Christ of a Raptor! NO ONE would spend all that money on a theme park paint job and take it offroad. Do it to a truck that can't handle the dirt - no names mentioned.

An aftermarket bumper is made to improve the truck. There is nothing he did to improve the look or performance of his truck. Now if he sinks in another $100k to make it a hover truck, that's a different story.

He might as well change out the wheels and tires, drop that body down a foot or two, and make a LOW RIDER...

Yoda is rolling over in his grave - well, if he was dead, that's what he'd do!

And that's a wrap , not a paint job. It can just be peeled off. We all customize our trucks the way we want to, nobody knocks anyone's ADD bumper or RPG bumpstop kit, right? This is one the MOST customizable vehicles out there, to each there own. we are all Raptor guys, We need to stick together.

I bet one of his star war buddies would buy this truck for 10k over value. who is the dummy? Kind of funny he has a Raptor and works at ****** Wal-Mart, must be making some dough off the star war shit, essentially, doing something right....
 
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