LoL! ... that's hillarious... I wouldn't have been able to walk away from that though. Woulda got a grocery cart, took it to running speed and lobbed it into her car... "Wasn't me!" And if she complained, I'd be like, it totally wasn't me.. watch! And repeated the process. Maybe throw in a kick for good measure... Man people suck.
Anyway, the OP.... that picture makes me angry.. Seriously needs to be like a law that states, if you are photographed or video'd doing stupid shit in or with your vehicle... X amount of times... you forfeit your license.. Hell throw in a spanking/paddle whoopin for youtubers to enjoy. Seems fair.
For me, in parking lots... I park really far out in area's that are surrounded by empty spaces when possible.. I especially look for corners that have a curb on one side and a pillar on the other so that nobody could **** around even if they wanted to. If no pillars, I look for a curb on one side, and park as close to it as I can.
In parking lots that it's obvious I am not going to get away from the crowd.... I park between the maserati's, porsches, ferrari's, whatever other shiney expensive piece of metal I can find... Cuz you know damn well they are not going to ding you.
They probably cringe seeing the big truck parked next to them when they come out... lol, but I always give adequate door opening room and I take my time parking next to nice rides & respect their property.
Better my Raptor there, than the mini van with 8 kids and no paint left on the dent infested sides.
Yeah, I'm always happy to see a nice looking car next to me that I know the owner cares about. At least that side is protected.
In reality that almost never happens and I end up with parking lot "friends" that are hoopties.