New Owner in NJ

[Josh Kimberlin]

I think the proper response to someone announcing they’re currently residing in NJ is

“What were you convicted of” ?

or is it

“What exit are you at” ?

I can’t keep them straight

I think the best way to determine what part of NJ someone is from is,"Porkroll, Egg, and Cheese?" Or "Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese?"