We ain't done here yet. Don't turn off the lights. Don't close the door. Sit the **** back down. It's time for...
Buckle your ******* seatbelts chuckleheads. Here we do.
- @Tim182d posts a picture of a Jenny two pulling out a Gen Juan and insinuated that the older sibling was in fact the little brother. We'll return to this later.
- Forecast is dank with a chance of memes for the looming Gen Wars.
- The usual suspects show up. @jabroni619, @Truckzor, @ 2014RubyRed, @brc misfit, @smurfslayer, @Frank N, @jaz13 even joins in.
- standard gen war volleys are fired. "Tally ho old chaps!" Verbal grapeshot scatters accross the battlefield. Shouts of "You can't afford it" and "I can't hear that V8 because I'm so far ahead" are heard in the distance.
- in the middle of the skirmish as slap fight breaks out between @Truckzor, @jabroni619, @NASSTY, @jaz13, @FrankN, and @nikhsub1. It's odd, petty and rather feminine (Don't you dare judge them for it though).
@jaz13 makes a random comparison to Le Mans and a GT vs a Vette.
- "Apples to Spaceships"
- @jaz13 then refuses to read my posts and he and his compatriot lob vitriol in a successful attempt to end gentlemanly discourse (I don't care if your version is different, it's my ******* summary chaps.)
- Maymays are deployed.
- @RaptArAz enters the battlefield. Buck up chaps! Reinforcements have arrived!
- Jabroni attempts to win the battle by declaring victory.
- @smurfslayer wades into the fray to entreaty for peace and Starbucks.
- I don't read one of @jaz13s posts and suddenly it's important to read things...
@2014RubyRed can be heard exclaiming "LEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNNNKINNNS" as he unleashes a barrage of text at the Jenny Too front line.
- A sizeable skirmish happens between our lone warrior and the Jenny Too warriors who took down the rogue known as Truckzor.
@RAPTERRIER, champion of the Jenny Too alliance emerges to counter @2014RubyRed with LOL faces and subpar memes.
@smurfslayer tries to speak sense and deescalate the situation, but to no avail.
- I break down the how and why of FRF to those who may not know in a rare lapse of judgement.
- Starbucks is ordered (unsure of delivery status though) Hope you boys got yours.
- @brc misfit brings forth important information regarding Steak and BJ day.
- The battle largely quiets down, with shots ringing out on the perimeter from time to time. @2014RubyRed and @RAPTERRIER continue to mud wrestle off near the creek somewhere as well.
@smurfslayer clusterbombs the field with memes.
- Now we here.
So kids, what did we learn today?
- We learned that reading is fundamental to understanding. We learned that @Tim182d either has a really ******* weird family, or is bad at math, or both (How do siblings work anyway?). We learned that a single picture of one truck town another in a situation that can easily be reversed is grounds for claims of superiority. Though, what we really learned today, is that it takes two to tango, and the people who want change to 'stop conflict' are the same ones who will jump at said conflict at the first hint of being slighted.
We're all **********, even me. Except @smurfslayer. He's a ************* gentleman. Stay ******* FRF.
Edit: Forgot to get the lights on my way out. Sorry.
