BearClaw
FRF Addict
So, a few weekends back after taking a run with JPO and TedB I stop at Starbucks to recharge and while standing in the parking lot a young college girl comes up to me wearing one of those spandex skin *********** shirts (she's like a D cup) and begins telling me her boyfriend doesn't understand why she likes Raptors so much. She really wants to ride in one and hopefully buy one when she graduates. All I keep thinking is "God - please don't let my wife drive by!"
The other thought is why the hell did I not install that interior camera to go along with the exterior view one! You know..that Giselle Raptor Ride video is playing in my head!.......I am going to Hell!
Then she asks the one question I am hoping she doesn't ask, "What kinda Raptor is this?" And of course I have to answer. I tell her "A SCREW"...God I am really going to Hell now!!! What am I going to do??? The offer is obvious!!
Thankfully - I get a phone call and beg off anymore conversation.
PS: I now go to that Starbucks regularly and the camera is ready to go!
The other thought is why the hell did I not install that interior camera to go along with the exterior view one! You know..that Giselle Raptor Ride video is playing in my head!.......I am going to Hell!
Then she asks the one question I am hoping she doesn't ask, "What kinda Raptor is this?" And of course I have to answer. I tell her "A SCREW"...God I am really going to Hell now!!! What am I going to do??? The offer is obvious!!
Thankfully - I get a phone call and beg off anymore conversation.
PS: I now go to that Starbucks regularly and the camera is ready to go!
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