Best Raptor Compliments

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So, a few weekends back after taking a run with JPO and TedB I stop at Starbucks to recharge and while standing in the parking lot a young college girl comes up to me wearing one of those spandex skin *********** shirts (she's like a D cup) and begins telling me her boyfriend doesn't understand why she likes Raptors so much. She really wants to ride in one and hopefully buy one when she graduates. All I keep thinking is "God - please don't let my wife drive by!"

The other thought is why the hell did I not install that interior camera to go along with the exterior view one! You know..that Giselle Raptor Ride video is playing in my head!.......I am going to Hell!

Then she asks the one question I am hoping she doesn't ask, "What kinda Raptor is this?" And of course I have to answer. I tell her "A SCREW"...God I am really going to Hell now!!! What am I going to do??? The offer is obvious!!

Thankfully - I get a phone call and beg off anymore conversation.

PS: I now go to that Starbucks regularly and the camera is ready to go!
 
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Well last weekend I was back home in a very small town when the high school girls who work at the burger shop yells out the drive through window at me saying "I really like your truck".... about 10 years ago I would have been like HELL YA, but now I'm like "I'm going to go to jail, I'm going to go to jail". I was trying to get my brother to hurry the hell up so I could leave.

If I would have had a truck like this in high school probably never would have graduated! :driver:
 

LandFill

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A Caltrans truck driver flashed his yellow cab rack lights as I rolled up and passed him going south on the 15 last night. This put a smile on my face while rocking to ZZ Top "I'm baaaad, I'm Nationwide"!
 

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Taking a buddy for a ride in the truck and all he said before hand was "so are we gonna jump this pig or what!?"
not really a compliment, but he knows what these trucks are all about.
 

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dropped my kid off at middle school the other day. car in front of us was a fly yellow lambo convertible Gallardo. 14 year old girl gets out of her dad's car, walks back to my truck, leans up to the passenger side, and tells my 13 year old son she really likes "his" truck.

my kid was on cloud 9 all day.
 

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