BABY RAPTOR FOR SALE

[Ricoman]

Happy 2020 all..!!
Just spotted this this morning....the ULTIMATE item for the Raptor Owner who has Everything.....Hang THAT from your rear view mirror and get ready to field all the questions....LOL..!

https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/79172995_dinosaur-egg-oviraptor-morocco-matrix

 

[SVTTrooper]

Bahahahaha... the second I clicked the link I thought wtf am I looking at.

 

[Ben Lucas]

Haha and it’s surprisingly cheap

 

[zombiekiller]

eh, the hell with hanging it from the rear view. throw it into your tool kit and start the truck with it when the starter freezes/sticks.

 

[Ricoman]

H

Haha and it’s surprisingly cheap

HEY NOW...dont you be bidding against me.....LMAO....price dont mean s@*! until the last 5 seconds....but hell yeah...for what its going for now,its gonna be on my dash baord....HAHAHA

 

[Ricoman]

Bahahahaha... the second I clicked the link I thought wtf am I looking at.

HEY....that unhatched Raptor just might grow up to be a beautiful 1000HP Gen 5...!!

 

[Jonny V]

It’s up to $70 bucks...

 

[Ricoman]

OK...it sold for $475 PLUS commission and shipping....WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS BOUGHT IT..!! Lets see some photos of it on your dash....LOL..!

 

[Ricoman]

It’s up to $70 bucks...

Told ya buddy....over $500 with commission.....So..where you gonna put it....??

 

[Winchester30]

Once hatched, they eat 3x their weight in Priuses!