APB Announcement - FRF Is Drowning in BS

[Jimbo]

When the **** did become an admin? What is this fuckery?

 

[Raptizzle]

 

[Trick.Raptor]

Come on!

 

[Jimbo]

You need a starbucks bat-signal to add to the smilies

 

[Aaron]

You need a starbucks bat-signal to add to the smilies

Seconded

 

[BIRDMAN]

This is the conversation transcript from when Tizzle stepped up to be an Admin. @Raptizzle @Shaggy

BIRDMAN: What do you want? This is my online-poker time.


Tizzle: I'm ready to be an Admin.


BIRDMAN: Slow down there, Speed Racer.


Tizzle: I know what it entails, and I'm ready to nail it. I want it, okay? I want to be an Admin.

Shaggy: Yo, yo.

BIRDMAN Hey, Shag-man.


Shaggy: You tell him what's up?

BIRDMAN: I sure did.


BIRDMAN: Tizzle wants a shot at being an Admin.


Tizzle: I'm ready, walking tall.


Shaggy: You're ready to run with the bulls?


Tizzle: I've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing checks.


Shaggy: Screw it, let's let him do it. It's a win-win for me...
...because if you **** up, Tizzle...

Tizzle: Yeah?


Shaggy: I get to fire your ass. But if you pull it off, I look like a genius to the board.


Shaggy: Okay?

Tizzle: I get it.


Shaggy: Tizzle, here's the thing. It's the Ford Raptor ******* Forum okay?

BIRDMAN: POW

Tizzle: Are you saying "pow"? What are you saying?


Shaggy: It's the biggest Raptor forum in the Western Hemisphere...since 2010.

BIRDMAN: POW

Tizzle: Why does he keep doing that?

Shaggy: I have to sell or lease...
...at least 80 ad spots to make my nut.
And you mess with my nut, Tizzle,
BIRDMAN here is gonna eat your ****.


BIRDMAN: Like Kobayashi.


Shaggy: I've seen him do it.


Tizzle: You've seen him eat a *****?


Shaggy: It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him.


Tizzle: I tell you now, I'll nail it. I'll pull it off, okay?


Shaggy: Wait a second, why do you want this so bad? Trying to get Mom and Dad back together or something?


Tizzle: Why do I want this?

Shaggy:Yeah.


Tizzle: Because I wanna ban trolls, bro. I wanna get ass. And I wanna drive a GEN2.


Shaggy: Okay, well, you better, Tizzle. This is the *******
FordRaptorForum.

 

[shelteredraptor]

You wanna know how I know your full of shit? You can't fly far enough to make international waters... clipped wings and all....

 

[Deleted member 12951]

So has the banning started yet?

 

[2014RubyRed]

Wait, Birdman actually ate a **** or was this hyperbole?

 

[upscrazy8]

I bet he just chewed on it a lil while and when he tried to swallow it he choked. So yeah sounds like he ate it in my book.. haha!