This is why I keep a fishing pole in the back of my truck rigged and ready and live in a warm weather state. So when some crap like this happens I can relax while waiting for somebody else to fix it. In a parking garage with no water around? so then I just work on my casting accuracy and technique.
We are at extremely opposite ends of the spectrum lol. I would've jammed that damn key in with a hammer, almost had a stroke, and caused a couple thousand in damage in the process. All while you're learning how to put food on the table