Actual conversation between my 26 year old son and I, after he was touting the gas mileage of the new Ford Maverick vs my SVT:
Him: Your Raptor is just...
Me: Well, we both agree that as fossil fuel supply eventually dwindles, research on alternative fuels will boom right?
Him: Yes absolutely
Me: So, if I use as much fossil fuel as possible in my lifetime, it's hastening alternative fuel development
Him: ....
Me: It's making the world a better place for your generation.
Him: ....
Me:...
Him: Dad...
Me: It's for the children. In fact, if I put a 460 into my '85 flareside, I bet I can get the mileage down to like 8mpg...
Him: DAD!
Him: Your Raptor is just...
Me: Well, we both agree that as fossil fuel supply eventually dwindles, research on alternative fuels will boom right?
Him: Yes absolutely
Me: So, if I use as much fossil fuel as possible in my lifetime, it's hastening alternative fuel development
Him: ....
Me: It's making the world a better place for your generation.
Him: ....
Me:...
Him: Dad...
Me: It's for the children. In fact, if I put a 460 into my '85 flareside, I bet I can get the mileage down to like 8mpg...
Him: DAD!