This reminds me of a joke my daughter told me....
A pirate walks into a bar, see? He's got a patch over one eye, a peg leg, a hook instead of a hand, and a Raptor steering wheel pierced through his *******.
The bartender asks him how he lost his eye, and the pirate says, "Arrr, lost it when assaulting a merchantman."
The bartender asks how he lost his hand, and the pirate says, "Arrr, stealing from the Cap'ain."
Next the bartender asks him how he lost his leg, and the pirate says, "Arrr, cannon ball."
And the bartender asks him about the steering wheel, and the pirate says, "Arrrr, it drives me nuts."
Thanks for reminding me of a really terrible joke, Wilson!
