Cosmetic Defect! Dealership should cover this!!!

[John M BUNMAN]

I brought my Raptor in today to have an EXORCISM to remove the satanic electrical issues. I of course was rocking my Manny-Bun. I asked the Service Manager if they would stand behind their product and warranty these COSMETIC DEFECTS??
The Raptor has only 40k miles on it and shouldn’t be falling apart like this!!
After a thorough examination, he Laughed in my face!!!
He did however, give me some wire to tie-up my Manny-Bun, so it would stand up properly
So I got that going for me, which is nice

 

[John M BUNMAN]

 

[smurfslayer]

This a feature!
Not only does your Raptor now have (more) character, but much more off-road cred.

You should advertise in the Jen Tres subforums

@JohnM Legit Package.
Pre-distressed appearance package perfect for posing at local coffee shops or trail heads. Man-bun optional.

 

[GordoJay]

Clearly a defective paint job if ever I saw one. You should sue, sue, sue. That reminds me of a joke, but I can't tell it here.

 

[jzweedyk]

It has character. Just like you.

 

[John M BUNMAN]

This a feature!
Not only does your Raptor now have (more) character, but much more off-road cred.

You should advertise in the Jen Tres subforums

@JohnM Legit Package.
Pre-distressed appearance package perfect for posing at local coffee shops or trail heads. Man-bun optional.

Great Idea, thanks. I have a $500 Spiff for any leads that result in a sale.
letting her go for $73,500, for additional $2k it comes loaded with all my excessive Shiite

 

[GordoJay]

Great Idea, thanks. I have a $500 Spiff for any leads to result in a sale.
letting her go for $73,500, for additional $2k it comes loaded with all my excessive Shiite

What do you say I give you $2k for all of the excessive shit and you keep the truck? LOL

 

[John M BUNMAN]

What do you say I give you $2k for all of the excessive shit and you keep the truck? LOL

Wait…I didn’t think this through… The PE Jack and Kinetic Energy Recovery Rope is $1k?? I have to go back through my list

 

[John M BUNMAN]

Thanks for the assist/piece of wire, from the service manger helping out my Manny-Bun…
Even though he refused to warranty the obvious Defects!

 

[John M BUNMAN]

I found MORE DEALERSHIP ABUSE/NEGLECT!! W-T-F are they doing??
I read on here a lot about Crappy Dealership Service Departments. Mine clearly is one of them!
What the h-ell are they doing to my POOR RAPTOR when they change the oil??
You can bet I’m on the phone first thing Monday morning to the service manager and maybe the GLASS HOUSE IN DETROIT!! Total BS!!
@FordTechOne do you have any connections at the Glass House I can use?