2019 Raptor (aka, my Quarantine JO material)

[MAMiller44]

So I grew up in Fords...moved to Florida as a young professional and decided to get a BMW. Cool BMW's attract a few things down here in Florida...

1. Judgmental looks, because I am automatically...a ****** who does not know how to use turn signals.
2. Judgmental looks, because I am automatically...just a ******.
3. Dumb, college girls.
4. Judgmental looks...from the smart, classy girls you actually want long term.
5. About annual rear end accidents while stopped at a light.

Well that last part is what got me last week. Rear end #4 over the course of 5 years, finally totaled my 5 series. That's what happens when a lovely grandmother in a Durango stops braking behind you because there was a spider on her leg...pushing you into a 4runner. Should that total a car? Probably not. But when said Grandmama accidentally slams the gas instead of the brake after hitting you that first time. Might do ya in. I will say that giving a 4Runner exhaust a prostate exam from the front seat of a lowered 5 series was one experience I don't plan to go through again in life.

Anywho...I decided to go back to Ford. I wanted something big like my old lifted Expedition, but I wanted that sports car feel. So here we go.

2019 Raptor in Performance Blue, fully loaded.
Name: Papa Smurf

Also, some BMW pics for your viewing pleasure.

 

[IU89]

Welcome! Ouch!

 

[jzweedyk]

Welcome. You will like the view from up a little higher. Have fun.